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Terminal Lance Creator Revealed To Be Sergeant Major Of Marine Corps
CAMP LEJEUNE, NC – Enlisted Marines everywhere were stunned this week after learning that the creator of enlisted-life comic strip Terminal Lance is actually former Sgt. Maj. of the Marine Corps...
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Expert Legal Advice Column: Ask The Barracks Lawyer (Ep. 1)
“Ask The Barracks Lawyer” is your semi-regular column giving expert legal advice to military members. The Barracks Lawyer is Private First Class Evan Rodriguez – currently stationed at Separations...
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Every Marine A Rifleman: Under New Policy, All Marines To Receive Infantry MOS
QUANTICO, VA – The Marine Corps is debating a controversial policy under which all Marines will be designated as “Infantry Marines” and receive the infantry Military Occupation Specialty (MOS), as...
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Trauma Of War Brought Back By Opening Of Local Green Beans
CHARLOTTE, NC — The opening of North Carolina’s first Green Beans Coffee is to blame for one woman’s debilitating anxiety attacks and Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder-related flashbacks, claim friends...
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First Sergeant With GED Tells Corporal He’ll ‘Never Make It On The Outside’
CAMP PENDLETON, Calif. — A first sergeant with more than 20 years of service in the Marine Corps and a high school equivalency degree told a corporal being discharged after four years to attend...
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War ‘Actually Just Like the Video Games’ Drone Operator Tells Guy at Bar
SAN ANTONIO, TX – “Fighting in modern warfare has far more in common with video games than any previous conflict,” Senior Airman Ethan Miller told some guy that he was talking to at the bar, according...
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Marine Infantrywoman Checks Into Unit, Buys Ford Mustang At 46% Interest
CAMP LEJEUNE, NC — Enduring distrust and protests to serving in an all-male world, sources confirm that one of the first female Marines to graduate infantry training has already integrated into her...
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Grunt-Turned-POG Insults POG-Turned-Grunt
OP OMAR – Company-level staff at Kilo Company confirmed today that a Grunt-Turned-POG had gone off on another rant about how much he hates POGs. According to eyewitnesses, Lance Corporal Bruno Walz...
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